Sry I called you an 8
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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