wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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