Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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