D3 body, D1 cock
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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