Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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