Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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