Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is that strawberry winking at me??
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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