Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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