i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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