Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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