going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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