it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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