Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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