I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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