So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
