I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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