I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Me too!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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