i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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