If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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