I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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