Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Randomize
