I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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