chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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