So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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