No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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