so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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