Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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