i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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