alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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