New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
birth control should be required to get into college
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
