Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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