You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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