Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Success! We fucked roommates!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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