i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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