Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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