hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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