You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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