the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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