From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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