Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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