Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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