We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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