I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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