like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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