Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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