STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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