A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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