Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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