you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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