with your own penis?
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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