direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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