She is in my trunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize