I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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