Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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