Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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