i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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